Our World Cup squad is complete
Three players, one mission: get your Orange package to the other side on time.
Koeman announced his World Cup squad yesterday. So did we. Meet our three star players: we prefer to put Memphis Delay on the bench — we don't want to see any delays. Cody Pakpo is our undisputed top scorer: getting packages from A to B, without any hassle. And Wout Wegpost? He runs all over the world for you. With this trio on the field, your Orange shipment is guaranteed to arrive on time with family in Toronto, Vancouver, or Mexico City.
We prefer to keep Memphis Depay on the bench.
Delay is our least favorite player. That is why Memphis Delay is only in the squad for emergencies. Do you want to keep him out of the picture too? Book this week — the World Cup starts on June 11, so whoever packs now will be set well before kick-off. Waiting until the last minute is an option, but then Delay might have to come on as a substitute after all. And neither of us wants that.
Cody Pakpo, our regular top scorer
Pakpo does what its name promises: packages. Shirts, flags, a bag of licorice, a box of stroopwafels — anything that gets the party started. Pack it securely (a squashed stroopwafel is no fun), just write down what's really inside on the customs form, and you're done. Pakpo takes over and smashes it in.
Wout Wegpost, speed on the flank
Wegpost races down the flank and chooses the smartest route. Small box to Toronto or Vancouver? Express, on your doorstep within two days. A whole crate of Orange for a family reunion in Mexico City? Then a quieter route pays off — slightly longer, but significantly cheaper. On our platform, you can see at a glance which carrier (DHL, UPS, FedEx) is running the fastest on your route.
And then just hope for a good result.
Three players, one goal: get your stroopwafels, shirts, and flags to Cousin Kees, your sister-in-law, or that college friend across the street on time. We play our match on the field — you watch Oranje from the couch. Good luck with the packing, and go ahead and turn on the TV.
